sl33pcr33p replied to your post: … be so in awe of you i wouldn’t know what to do/nevermind/couldn’t be yr girlfriend
I WOULD BRING YOU FLOWERS EVERY DAY
Our bouquet!
Aconite (Wolfsbane)—Misanthropy
Spindle Tree—Your charms are engraved on my heart
Enchanter’s Nightshade—Witchcraft, Sorcery
Bilberry—Treachery
persephonette-deactivated201207 asked: ... be so in awe of you i wouldn't know what to do/nevermind/couldn't be yr girlfriend
You could use the language of flowers! xo
nothing lays a body low like having yr asshole waxed
The good old early 90s.
Finally introduced Kara and Marie!~
#birthdaysuit
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As arm party as it gets.
