NBC, Universal Television, and production company Electus are creating a pilot presentation of a comedy based on Simpson’s life, written by Paul Blart: Mall Cop scribe Nick Bakay.
DID YOU ALL KNOW that the voice of Salem Saberhagen wrote Paul Blart: Mall Cop and is now working on a show about Jessica Simpson? NOW YOU DO.
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I follow him on Twitter and did not know this! Emily Syrja, valuable informant!
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This can’t top the Halloween ep we watched last night, but I will watch every Christmas ep today to make sure.
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*sobbing*
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We have discussed this one hundred million times and I never realized he was MADE OF WAFFLES. How have I missed this episode!! It might be beyond pancakes.
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“I pray to any god that will listen that they had to build a whole new puppet just so salem could get massaged by this out of focus blonde hunk.”
Omg look at his Twitter. Talking cat. Is he allowed to spread that around??
If I ever met him, I would die, obviously but through the tears and from the afterlife, I would only address him as “Salem.”
#birthdaysuit
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“Ke$ha confessed that the ghost’s sex drive was too much to handle, and she decided to move out because she wasn’t getting any...
As arm party as it gets.
tw: bitching about reproductive/urinary tract health (bracketing the massive privilege and luck i have to have access to this kind of care at all)
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i’m too pretty to have to spend time with journalists who aren’t mikki
