Ruby’s take on last night:
1. Why can’t the boys in my school dress like Harry Styles Jesus now I know why his last name is Styles
2. HARRY IS WEARING REALLY TIGHT PANTS
Ruby’s take on last night:
1. Why can’t the boys in my school dress like Harry Styles Jesus now I know why his last name is Styles
2. HARRY IS WEARING REALLY TIGHT PANTS
one, two, three, four, i declare a thumb war you scream. a low rumble can be heard across the valley. the thumbs are here i yell as i am crushed by a giant thumb. war is upon us. it has begun
Ruby I remember once when you were little we were thumb wrestling and I was like “I can’t believe how much I am winning! I never win at this!” Until I remembered I was thumb wrestling a five-year-old, after that I let you win.
(via the-perks-of-being-ruby)
These are so funny because the last time I saw a lot of you was either at the school play of Pinnochio or Annie, so I’m like, waaaait a minute, is that Daddy Warbucks? Is that Gepetto?
thank u george
OMG Ruby do you remember when you were like 7 (?) and you told me that you and your friends liked to play a game you called “Baby George Bush” and I died?
(Source: dontbendascend, via the-perks-of-being-ruby)
You haven’t experienced awkward until a group of people sing happy birthday to you
Ruby you used to cry every year on your birthday when the singing started! Just overload I think.
(via the-perks-of-being-ruby)
New episodes of “Smart Girls at the Party” with Amy Poehler start on July 2nd
omg someone made a gif of me when i was 7 when amy poehler interviewed me.
i am a gif
i am a gif
best kid on the block.
(Source: oh-whiskers, via the-perks-of-being-ruby)
| guys: | uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying |
| guys: | ew fat chicks |
favorite teen movies → clueless
I LOVED TAI’S OUTFIT. I wanted a shirt like that, but never could find one.
I don’t think I ever noticed Tai’s shirt has the heart in the back as well. Huh. Now it kind of looks like a shotgun blast.
I wish I could pull off a mini skirt with knee highs. I still want every outfit Cher wore. Sidenote: I squealed last night when I caught the very end of Suburbia last night because Cher and Elton were reunited!
This movie. Forever.
Can we make miniskirts with knee-highs a thing again? Because I did not dress that way the first time around but I would SO dress that way now (even though certain fashion arbiters would say I am way too old for such things).
I did the short skirt thing back then but not the knee highs. I also did the braces and berets. And yes bring it back. My favourite outfits were the white Calvin Klein dress, the yellow tartan suit in the first picture, the red dress at the party with the red jacket and boa collar, the pink plaid pants and pink jumper when Tai apologised to her, and Dionne’s maroon dress.
When I watched this movie with Ruby she was scandalized at how short the dresses were. “My mom wouldn’t let me out of the house wearing that even if I was in COLLEGE,” she said. (This is the same girl who, at age 5 or something turned to me during the Rockettes Christmas Show and said, “Their outfits aren’t very feminist.”
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT MOVIE THIS IS?!!!!!!!!
A Walk to Remember.
(Source: thatwetshirt, via the-perks-of-being-ruby)
nothing lays a body low like having yr asshole waxed
The good old early 90s.
Finally introduced Kara and Marie!~
#birthdaysuit
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