She’s no pushover witch.
We’ve been omitting Tabitha from our work, and that needs to stop. She doesn’t have a cat, but she does have an Aunt Minerva and a convertible.
She’s no pushover witch.
We’ve been omitting Tabitha from our work, and that needs to stop. She doesn’t have a cat, but she does have an Aunt Minerva and a convertible.
karaj replied to your chat: me: Don’t forget about the collective, he can save…
hahahhaha. how did i forget about this.
I had totally forgotten about it too, but seems meaningful I found it today.
and what’s more—all those fucking feminists at Elite University that told me that I was “ridiculous” and “out there” for asking why we weren’t organizing in shelters, welfare offices, churches, English as a second language classes, etc—because, see, recruitment is so much easier and makes so much more sense on college campuses and it’s so *natural* and it’s so *powerful* and we need to get all the young white college women to call themselves feminists and they actually *understand* why feminism is important—
y’all can bite my big old flaccid hairy vagina.
right after you admit to me that the only reason any of this is even happening is BECAUSE *f*eminism decided the benefits of segregation were more impressive than “women’s lives.”
i.e. *F*eminism is a classist, racist, asshole that has an aversion to talking to people who refuse to masturbate it’s intellectual hard on.
i.e. the “war on women” is aided and abetted on many levels by *F*eminism itself.
and that’s why all their stuff (like slutwalk) folds after a couple of months.
did i make that bold enough??? I DON’T THINK I DID.
and that’s why all their stuff (like slutwalk) folds after a couple of months.
and that’s why all their stuff (like slutwalk) folds after a couple of months.
and that’s why all their stuff (like slutwalk) folds after a couple of months.
and that’s why all their stuff (like slutwalk) folds after a couple of months.
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REAL TALK
awareness
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mucho mountains: shut up. fuck.
Thank you. And before I sound like I’m not glad that we’re talking about this, or that I’m not excited (if mildly conflicted) that Eve Ensler will be performing The Vagina Monologues with Michigan women lawmakers at the Capitol next week, I just want to stress, as many times as I have to, that if we’re going to air our grievances, if we’re going to yell and scream and shout the word “vagina,” if we’re going to make a big event out of empowering ourselves—we have to do something with that empowerment. Very soon it will be time (if it’s not time already) to outline what the fuck we need to do and then fucking do it.
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i had not heard about eve ensler.
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ATTN: Feminists- this little gem of hard hitting journalism is brought to you by Cosmo. Let’s debate your foof-jazzling!
Is Cosmo even still printing? GO AWAY ALREADY.
I love how this five year old story from British Cosmo is such a handy soapbox for people. Who cares?
Noting that I had this on my office door, mostly because of STICKING CRYSTALS ON YOUR FOOF and BARE LANDSCAPE OF SMOOTH SOFTNESS, my boss walked by, then came back and stuck her head in and said “I think the answer to this question is yes.”
ATTN: Feminists- this little gem of hard hitting journalism is brought to you by Cosmo. Let’s debate your foof-jazzling!
Is Cosmo even still printing? GO AWAY ALREADY.
I love how this five year old story from British Cosmo is such a handy soapbox for people. Who cares?
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| 1: | i bet if i sleep over his apartment i wont have to be his alarm clock OR his safe haven! |
| 2: | haha I can't wait until you are like "i have to use the rest room" and then peek to see if he is using his shower as a filing cabinet |
| 1: | do you think he has a post it on his wall with how many publications everyone has vs how many he has? do you think he doesnt wash his silverware he just buys plastic? i cant wait til he invites me to his apartment for a date and when i get there he is asleep and wont wake up. |
| 2: | HE DOES NOT HAVE A CHART what a TOOL |
| 1: | we were broken up for a month and when i came back IT WAS STILL THERE. |
| he also had a post it note that said something like "when are you happy? what is making you happy?" also he has a lot of, like, marc jacobs ads ripped out and taped to his wall | |
| 2: | oh my god he is some loser ben stiller movie come to life! a post it that says "what makes you happy?" you should have written SQUALOR |
| 1: | SQUALOR. SITTING IN MY OWN FILTH ALL NIGHT. WRITING POST ITS. |
| i think he will die of his own coke drinking and not sleeping and evil ways. | |
| 2: | R.I.P. WHITE SWAGGER |
| is it wrong that I think you have the makings of the best Modern Love column ever? | |
| 1: | i know. i need to write my eat, pray, love. except instead of buddhism there is biting. |
| 2: | Ps tumblr all of this or just the highlights |
| 1: | ps. marie calloway is killing it. |
| I just want to note that part of this exchange occurred while I was at a party with Jane Fonda, Robin Morgan, and Gloria Steinem no lie. |
This is amazing. And sad and mean and beautiful. And relevant.
#birthdaysuit
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As arm party as it gets.
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i’m too pretty to have to spend time with journalists who aren’t mikki