unrelatedly yesterday while my urologist was examining the vast wasteland of my junk she was like ‘did you do that yourself?’ referring to my econo...

hotpinkchaos:

“Ke$ha confessed that the ghost’s sex drive was too much to handle, and she decided to move out because she wasn’t getting any...

tw: bitching about reproductive/urinary tract health (bracketing the massive privilege and luck i have to have access to this kind of care at all)

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i’m too pretty to have to spend time with journalists who aren’t mikki