Have you ever left your hair in a ponytail for 10 days straight?
— WOMANHOUSE via mikkipedia (via elanormcinerney)
This, is my arm. A little hairy with scars. But it’s my arm.
I mixed Gelatine with 2 tablespoons of water and slapped it onto my arm quick, because it sets EXTREMELY fast. It does stink as well. I name it “Wet dog smell”. I tried to make it as rough as possible because…
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHH that’s really cool I have to reblog this.
Halloween is only 141 days away everyone.
(via jhameia)
One of the great opening lines of all time. Also important: pajamas, GRAY LIPS, plaid shirts, and Left-Eye barely appearing bec she supposedly hated this song so much she was going to put black tape over her mouth for the shoot, which so something I would do.
i think it’s important that i reblog this, as a gift to myself, because i love TLC, but even more, i love that TLC post i reblogged a few months ago, which is going to be the funniest thing that ever appears on this tumblr. “every time a bell rings, left eye lopes just burnt another asshole’s house down with her laser vision from heaven.” “he was an abusive jerk and he deserved it. girl power.” i will never not laugh imagining that guy’s horror upon learning of his burnt tennis shoes.
strangely just last night p-strut was texting me about setting boys on fire and left eye as a role model and it never ceases to please me how much overlap there is in my Feminist Conversations
I love all of this! Webstalking, burning houses (which is also so Bertha and so Emily Valentine), mandatory rectal exams, kissing and telling and giving out numbers.
today.
some guy asked if he could get “some head” and biked menacingly near me
Messed up car = ride to church early with mom and drink tea.
@chasingsafety33 and I have been friends for quite a while now.
your anxious pukes will thank you!
Well this is old!
i wish all of my friends were as fat and sassy as gus. work on it plz.
@jesswakeman wrote an article for thefrisky to call us all humorless for not finding the Onion article funny.
I would love if...