So much Britney today at Nitehawk.
Creature found in tidepool off “Trump Beach,” Patti, what is it??
|RW:||My grandfather would drive his suburban with a martini in his hand.|
|MH:||WOT THAT IS AMAZING. How did he not spill it?|
|RW:||It wasn't...in a martini glass, it was in a regular glass. That's why it was so trashy!|
|MH:||(genuinely confused that you can call it a martini if it's not in a martini glass) so then..|
|RW:||It was ridiculous!|
|MH:||It just would have been so cool with the martini glass|
|MH:||do you see what my life is? I lived and died and we arent even over the bridge yet (OK I didn't say it this cleverly but along these lines)|
Scioto River, Columbus, Ohio
I forgive Rach for abandoning me this weekend because this
Rach doing an imitation of me but cuter
unrelatedly yesterday while my urologist was examining the vast wasteland of my junk she was like ‘did you do that yourself?’ referring to my econo...
“Ke$ha confessed that the ghost’s sex drive was too much to handle, and she decided to move out because she wasn’t getting any...
tw: bitching about reproductive/urinary tract health (bracketing the massive privilege and luck i have to have access to this kind of care at all)