So much Britney today at Nitehawk.
Creature found in tidepool off “Trump Beach,” Patti, what is it??
| RW: | My grandfather would drive his suburban with a martini in his hand. |
| MH: | WOT THAT IS AMAZING. How did he not spill it? |
| RW: | It wasn't...in a martini glass, it was in a regular glass. That's why it was so trashy! |
| MH: | (genuinely confused that you can call it a martini if it's not in a martini glass) so then.. |
| RW: | It was ridiculous! |
| MH: | It just would have been so cool with the martini glass |
| RW: | true |
| MH: | do you see what my life is? I lived and died and we arent even over the bridge yet (OK I didn't say it this cleverly but along these lines) |
Finally introduced Kara and Marie!~
#birthdaysuit
unrelatedly yesterday while my urologist was examining the vast wasteland of my junk she was like ‘did you do that yourself?’ referring to my econo...
“Ke$ha confessed that the ghost’s sex drive was too much to handle, and she decided to move out because she wasn’t getting any...
As arm party as it gets.
tw: bitching about reproductive/urinary tract health (bracketing the massive privilege and luck i have to have access to this kind of care at all)
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