| me: | (sending photo) check out my new chair! |
| not me: | that is exactly the same as your other chair. |
| me: | I know! I got a new one that exactly matches the vintage one! It's so deep! Remember how I had that orange ikea table and then I got the vintage one that was the same? |
| not me: | I remember how that blew your mind. You still like to point it out to people. |
| me: | HOW DO YOU NOT GET HOW RAD THIS IS? |
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If you’re running from ground forces, they will expect you to seek the higher ground to survey potential pathways. You could be better off going through ravines and passes. Try to veer to your less dominant side—trackers know that right-handers who are relying on their internal sense of direction will tend to circle right, and left-handers will circle to the left. (There is no information on the ambidextrous and for those who know my love of hand transplant stories, YES! I did think, I wonder which way a fugitive with a hand transplant would veer but this might require some FOIA work.)
Do not stay on the run indefinitely. When you feel you have eluded any imminent capture, begin establishing your new identity.
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