When I lay down to cry Fritz climbed up to lay on top of me, right over my heart like Monster used to. He’s never done that before. I don’t think he’d ever seen tears up close before either; he watched carefully and touched my wet cheek with his paw.
For a minute there I had visions of Maru money but then he just started trying to eat his way out of the bag.
my last period of unemployment was marked by an excess of anxiety this one is marked by an excess of cats
CAT NANNY
thankful 4 all bags of shit
When was this even taken? There are so many pictures of my cats doing things on tumblr.
The good old early 90s.
Finally introduced Kara and Marie!~
#birthdaysuit
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As arm party as it gets.
