(by miranda lehman)
Ey reminds me so much of Ar
anna bagofshit is a literal goddamn angel n id be way super more dead but for her care and grace
In the past four days Anna has nursed my dying kitty, taken care of Emily and helped her with her ER visit and hospitalization, and gone over to my apartment to hang out with surviving kitty so he isn’t too lonely. Hail.
im nice im anna
living the dream
I’m taking credit for this whether I deserve it or not.
the scene i woke up to this morning
Come visit! and Lou Teasdale, perfect comment from perfect Anna.
If Fritz somehow beats Monster to my lap, she has this extraordinary process where first she looks a bit shocked and wounded, then extremely irate, and then something in her walnut-sized brain clicks and it’s like he doesn’t exist. She will just climb on top of him as if he is not there and attempt to curl up and go to sleep, despite the fact that I am laughing and he is not a flat surface, or she will insinuate herself into the sliver of space between him and the rest of me until everyone is forced to accommodate her. It’s inspirational.
A hand-knit get well heart, some bubble bath, two candles, and a jar of Pacific Ocean water = best care package ever from Anna’s mom. I’ve done well in life at finding mother figures, I need them.
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