Does Dylan know it’s Christmas time at all?
Dylan McKay: Yeah, I remember. So what?
Brandon Walsh: So, when I see you getting all boozed up and all geezed out on coke or whatever you’re killing yourself with, I can’t help thinking… what’s gonna happen next time if you’re not there?
Dylan McKay: You fall off the mountain. I’m not in the savior business anymore, Brandon.
David Silver: Well, I can’t agree with you on that one, Dylan. Did you forget about the little incident that happened in the beach apartment a few months ago? I called on you for help. I was wasted on meth, the cops were banging on the door… you saved me from going to jail.
Andrea Zuckerman: Look, David buried his friend Scott in high school. Brandon just buried his friend Josh a short while ago. We don’t want to bury you, Dylan.
Dylan McKay: So put your shovels away, ‘cause nobody’s dying here, all right? I’m fine.
Brandon Walsh: You’re not fine.
Dylan McKay: I’m fine!
Brandon Walsh: Stop lying to us, and stop lying to yourself. People who play with guns and get high are not fine!
Dylan McKay, Beverly Hills, 90210
Rayanne Graff, My So-Called Life
Kimmy Gibbler, Full House
Bobby Budnick, Salute Your Shorts
Trent Lane, Daria
Judy don’t make me break up with you over Dylan McKay.
Plus the time Claire made an aside about Salt of the Earth. (Only redeeming thing about Claire)
<3 <3 <3 HE’S READING. TOUGHLY. IN A PUBLIC THOROUGHFARE.
I challenge you to a duel, mcinerney. A DUEL!
This is how you know my love is deep and true, because I don’t even see the pants, just how I could fit right under his arm.
Emily Valentine forever.
Jason Priestley & Christine Elise, at the premiere of motion picture “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”. 1992
When I worked at Seventeen she wrote a story about bad girls and being a bad girl for me. I could not believe it was happening. She wrote us a letter, like a written letter on paper. IT WAS AWESOME. Even better than Gloria Steinem and the Dalai Lama although those were both good times. I am sometimes great at things.
life hack: drink more water
your anxious pukes will thank you!
You wanna be DONE huh?
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