Brandon Walsh: Look, Dylan, you might have given up on yourself, but I’m here for a very selfish reason. You saved my life once. Three years ago we went on a camping trip, we were up on a mountain the morning after a rainstorm, I slipped on some rocks and you saved me from falling off the cliff. Do you remember?
Dylan McKay: Yeah, I remember. So what?
Brandon Walsh: So, when I see you getting all boozed up and all geezed out on coke or whatever you’re killing yourself with, I can’t help thinking… what’s gonna happen next time if you’re not there?
Dylan McKay: You fall off the mountain. I’m not in the savior business anymore, Brandon.
David Silver: Well, I can’t agree with you on that one, Dylan. Did you forget about the little incident that happened in the beach apartment a few months ago? I called on you for help. I was wasted on meth, the cops were banging on the door… you saved me from going to jail.
Andrea Zuckerman: Look, David buried his friend Scott in high school. Brandon just buried his friend Josh a short while ago. We don’t want to bury you, Dylan.
Dylan McKay: So put your shovels away, ‘cause nobody’s dying here, all right? I’m fine.
Brandon Walsh: You’re not fine.
Dylan McKay: I’m fine!
Brandon Walsh: Stop lying to us, and stop lying to yourself. People who play with guns and get high are not fine!