July 16, 2012

nuditea:

sometimes when i’m sad i imagine taylor swift sitting in an office and then one of her assistants comes in really apprehensively and is like “uhm, t-swift, ma’am? there’s… something you should see.” and she smiles at him and he nervously pulls out a usb stick and puts it in her computer and opens a video and it’s a clip of jay-z jokingly interrupting kanye at the bet awards and swift just watches it like ten times in a row with that smile still on her face and then she calmly takes the usb stick out and crushes it in her hand and as she lets the pieces fall she gestures vaguely towards a guitar and the assistant immediately places it in her hand and she writes a full album on the spot about how boys are making fun of her and her pain and it just makes me really really really happy for some reason

Satah why won’t you marry me? We wouldn’t have to hang out or talk or anything.

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    Satah why won’t you marry me? We wouldn’t have to hang out or talk or anything.
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    omg you just. i can’t
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