| 1: | i bet if i sleep over his apartment i wont have to be his alarm clock OR his safe haven! |
| 2: | haha I can't wait until you are like "i have to use the rest room" and then peek to see if he is using his shower as a filing cabinet |
| 1: | do you think he has a post it on his wall with how many publications everyone has vs how many he has? do you think he doesnt wash his silverware he just buys plastic? i cant wait til he invites me to his apartment for a date and when i get there he is asleep and wont wake up. |
| 2: | HE DOES NOT HAVE A CHART what a TOOL |
| 1: | we were broken up for a month and when i came back IT WAS STILL THERE. |
| he also had a post it note that said something like "when are you happy? what is making you happy?" also he has a lot of, like, marc jacobs ads ripped out and taped to his wall | |
| 2: | oh my god he is some loser ben stiller movie come to life! a post it that says "what makes you happy?" you should have written SQUALOR |
| 1: | SQUALOR. SITTING IN MY OWN FILTH ALL NIGHT. WRITING POST ITS. |
| i think he will die of his own coke drinking and not sleeping and evil ways. | |
| 2: | R.I.P. WHITE SWAGGER |
| is it wrong that I think you have the makings of the best Modern Love column ever? | |
| 1: | i know. i need to write my eat, pray, love. except instead of buddhism there is biting. |
| 2: | Ps tumblr all of this or just the highlights |
| 1: | ps. marie calloway is killing it. |
| I just want to note that part of this exchange occurred while I was at a party with Jane Fonda, Robin Morgan, and Gloria Steinem no lie. |
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lix said:
totally killing it
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